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This is not a comprehensive listing.  Its more like a list of my favorite things about being with a woman.  So, enjoy!

1. After sex cuddling.  No grumping, no mumbling and complaining.  After sex cuddles just sort of happen.

2. Amazing food.  With two women who can cook, the likely hood that you will starve to death is left to be dealt with somewhere around the same time as your going to be dealing with whatever world disaster they come up with next.

3. One of you can fix the car.  With either a mild knowledge of what to look for, or there own tool chest of Craftsman tools, at least one of you can check out that funny noise and probably knows how to fix it.

4. Cats.  While I love our Super Puppy because she IS the perfect dog, I adore cats.  We have two, one for each of us.

5. No more pee on the bathroom floor/toilet seat.  While I realize that some lesbians may have kids that are boys, or have male roommates.   I don’t have to put up with this anymore.  It makes me happy.

6. Clothing sharing.  You now have two full wardrobes at your fingertips.  Cant figure out what to wear?  Check in the girlfriend/wife/partners closet!

7. No one judges you for period cramps.  Now, I realize that there are some guys who try understand or sympathize.  Most just don’t ‘get’ this, and when they don’t it makes it worse.  (Here I would like to send out a Thank You to my brother, who more than once went to the store and got me Midol and Tampons.  Best brother EVER!)

8. Boobies!  There are four to play with, how could that ever be a bad thing?

9. Understanding.  While this is sort of related to #7 its not at all.  Men just don’t get women.  Men and women are wired differently.  I love my guys, the ones I work with and hang out with.  They are valued for there insight, wisdom and intelligence, and I enjoy there company.  I love my brother, I just don’t want to live with him again.  WHY DO THEY DO THINGS LIKE THAT!!!?

10. Smell.  We smell AMAZING! Men, well they smell funny.  Also, I never have to walk into the bathroom after my brother/father/roommate has put on cologne.  Now walking into a cloud of my lovely girlfriends perfume, that is something I enjoy.

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